LA Times Plays With Itself

Today's Los Angeles TImes had a entertaining multi page piece... The 25 Best L.A. Films Of The Last 25 Years.

Geoff Boucher says that they were compiling the films that best speak to the essential DNA of the Southland... The movie had to communicate some inherent truth about the L.A. experience. So as not to say, what are the best films that take place in LA. (explaining Less Then Zero).

They had some rules, the films had to be made since 1983, so alas no Under the Rainbow (1981). 

And ... only one film per director was allowed on the list, which kept Pulp Fiction, Magnolia, Wild At Heart and Short Cuts off the list. Though most erroneously they chose Collateral over the more appropriate Heat (1995). Say what?

Let's not quibble over the picks. I mean, its a unscientific chirpy little list. It's kinda cute. Certainly L.A. Confidential is a perfect number one pick. 

The list continues with....

2. Boogie Nights (1997)

3. Jackie Brown (1997)

4. Boyz N the Hood (1991)

5. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

6. The Player (1992)

7. Clueless (1995)

8. Repo Man (1984)

9. Collateral (2004)

10. The Big Lebowski (1998)

11. Mulholland Drive (2001)

12. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

13. Training Day (1991)

14. Swingers (1996)

15. Devil in a Blue Dress (1995)

16. Friday (1995)

17. Speed (1994)

18. Valley Girl (1983)

19. To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)

20. L.A. Story (1991)

21. To Sleep With Anger (1990)

22. Less Than Zero (1987)

23. Fletch (1985)

24. Mi Vida Loca (1993)

25. Crash (2004)

OK. Not bad, 3, 14 and 15 are perfect picks. 

1, 2 and 15 are the only 'period pieces'.

I haven’t seen numbers 21 and 24 (revealing my possible white-boy bias) but I know they have their champions.

I dislike 20 and 25 and I never got into 4, 12 and 23 as much as others did. 

I would offer up as a definite alternative Ken Loach’s brilliant docudrama Bread and Roses (2000) about the janitor strike staged by heroic exploited immigrants. With a excellent performance by Adrien Brody as a union organizer. This is an important under-appreciated flick, that speaks more about the LA experience for more people then say, L.A. Story ever did.

And maybe I'd add one or two of these titles....

Body Double (1984), Bulworth (1998), Colors (1988), Deep Cover (1992), Echo Park (1986),  Face/Off (1997),  Get Shorty (1995), How to Get the Man's Foot Outta Your Ass (Baadasssss) (2003), Internal Affairs (1990), The Limey (1999), Miracle Mile (1988), Night of the Comet (1984), The Terminator (1984) and Thirteen (2003). At least they kept the lame Grand Canyon of the list.

Since no Documentaries appear on the list  Here’s my own...

The 10 Best L.A. Documentaries Of The Last 25 Years

Unfortunately the year requirement made me have to leave off the deserving The Decline of Western Civilization (1981) and Wattstax (1973). I feel like I’m leaving off something really good, something less movie centric and more political (lemme know in the comment section). 

But here goes... 

1.  Los Angeles Plays Itself (Andersen 2003)

2.  Dogtown and Z Boys (Peralta 2002)

3.  Hollywood: An Empire of Their Own  (Jacobovici 1998) 

4.  Brian Wilson: I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times (1995 Was)

5.  The Kid Stays In the Picture, (2002 Burstein & Morgan)

6.  Overnight (Montana, Smith 2004)

7.  James Ellroy: Demon Dog of Crime Fiction (Jud 1997)

8.  The Mayor Of The Sunset Strip (Hickenlooper 2003) 

9. DiG! (Timoner 2004) 

10. A Decade Under the Influence (Demme, LaGravenese 2003) and Easy Riders/ Raging Bulls (Bowser 2003)  

Other possibilities: 

Bastards of the Party (Sloan 2005),  Biggie and Tupac (2002), Chavez Ravine: A Los Angeles Story (Mechner 2003), Classified X (Daniels 1998), Full Tilt Boogie (Kelly 1997), The Last Mogul: Life and Times of Lew Wasserman (Avrich 2005), Sunset Story (Gabbert 2003), Tell Them Who You Are (Wexler 2004), Twilight: Los Angeles (Levin 2000).

-sweeneyrules

There Will Be DUMB

If this doesn't get some feedback, I don't know what will...

About 80% of Rocket Video's customers are great, fantastic and nice. About 10% are troublemakers always with a bad attitude, always causing trouble, always coming in ready to make a scene. And then there's the last 10% who are just plain...dumb. Here's a list of the some of the dumb things we see and hear everyday. (If you find you are guilty of some of these then take to heart...we DO make fun of you after you leave!--but thanks for giving us something to talk about...)

1) Returning a DVD without the DVD inside...
...then trying to get out of any late fees by saying "I meant well" or "I returned the CASE on time"
2) Leaving DVDs on top of the counter instead of returning them in the drop slot...
...and always asking "Do I return them here?" while looking at the sign and arrows that point to the slot.
3) Holding up a copy of a tape or DVD and asking if it is that title...
...just yesterday some guy held up a copy of the DVD of WINDY CITY HEAT and asked me if it was WINDY CITY HEAT.
4) Listening all the way through the answering machine message on the phone then asking "Hello?...Hello?....Hello?"...
...maybe they just need someone to talk to.
5) Complaining that they could not get a DVD to work when in reality they did not how to use the DVD menu...
...what do I need a menu for, I'm not in a restaurant?
6) Thinking that a DVD or VHS is as old as the movie that's on it...
...that's right, I had a lady who thought that the VHS was as old as the silent movie that was on the tape! Those Lumieres really were ahead of their time!
7) Asking for a refund on a film because they didn't like it...
...sorry, we don't refund for your bad taste.
8) Telling us to take a movie off the shelf because they felt it was a poor movie...
...funny, I don't remember voting for you for official censor.
9) Not taking the .4567 seconds to snap the DVD into the case so it doesn't slide around and get scratched up...
...these are the same jokers who complain about how many of our DVDs are damaged.
10) Returning rentals from Blockbuster to our store (or vice versa)...
...nuff said.
11)Paying a late fee of $7 and saying "I could have bought it for that!"...
...where do you buy your DVDs, fantasyland?
12) People who drop their rentals in the night drop during the day...when we're open...when there's no basket there...
...they can't possibly be open at 4 in the afternoon!
13) Members who come in on a Wednesday and ask if they can still get 2 for 1 because they couldn't make it on Tuesday...
...sing along with Cher: "If I could turn back time..."
14) Customers who give us 10 different phone numbers THEN tell us that they never rented here before...
...let me just tap into that universal omniscient phone book.
15) The guy who asks what section THE EXORCIST is in. I say, "Comedy" He says, "No, it's not, it's in horror" to which I say, "Then why did you ask me?"...
...pay attention to MEEEEEEEE!

That's enough for now, I had more but they're getting petty. Maybe you have some good stories or instances of DUMB at your job. I'd love to here'em!
(Yes, I spelled "hear" wrong on purpose!!!)